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PolyCraft: When you’re feeling like a polygonal Picasso but technically can’t prove it.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for greylisting by filling out the application form here.

Q: What are the server features?

A: We offer various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!

Q: Is the server community friendly?

A: Yes, we have a tight-knit and friendly community on our server.

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	6456
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	827
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

Boyfriend vs. Theater Griefer: AITA?

aita, Boyfriend, Confrontation, confrontation in public, confrontation with stranger, dealing with disruption, disruptive behavior, disruptive movie-goer, disruptive theater-goer, griefer, movie etiquette, movie manners, movie theater, movie theater behavior, phone use in theater, public behavior, public behavior confrontation, public confrontation, public confrontation etiquette, social norms, texting in theater, Theater, theater etiquette

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	164	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude people in real life? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! No need to worry about physical fights or aggressive encounters, just focus on building and exploring to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and take on any annoying players with virtual swords and armor. No need to hold back, let them know they’re being annoying without any real-life consequences.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious encounters and crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant toilet and challenged everyone to a “flushing” competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so wacky and wild?

So join us now and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or danger. Let’s make Minecraft fun and silly again!

KrynkyCraft: Ukrainian Retreat

Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Kherson Oblast, Krynky, KrynkyCraft, Military, Military Action, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, Retreat, Situation, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops, update, withdraw, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	784764	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops withdraw from krynky in kherson oblast every day for the ultimate battle royale experience! fight off the invading forces with your trusty pickaxe and build a fortress to protect your precious diamonds! but watch out for the sneaky creepers who are actually undercover spies trying to steal your loot! join now for a chance to be the last one standing and claim victory over the battlefield!

DarknessCraft: Unveiling the Unknown

#revelation, Cosmic, cosmic secrets, Darkness, DarknessCraft, discovery, Enigma, Existence, Exploration, hidden, Infinite, INVISIBLE, light source, Mystery, Perception, PRESENCE, shadows, Universe, unknown, Unseen, Unveiling, Void

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

u ever wondered what lurks in the darkness of the universe? well, on this server, u can find out! our minecraft world is filled with mysterious creatures and hidden treasures that can only be discovered in the darkest corners. join us if u dare to uncover the secrets of the void and become the ultimate explorer of the unknown!

but beware, for not everything in the darkness is friendly. there are monsters that will test ur bravery and skills in epic battles that will leave u on the edge of ur seat. can u survive the darkness and emerge victorious?

if u think u have what it takes to conquer the shadows and claim ur place as the ruler of the night, then join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows what wonders u will find in the darkness of the universe!

DepressCraftHaus

Adulthood, Childhood, denmark, DepressCraftHaus, depression, emotional health, long-term effects, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental illness, moving house, population study, psychological well-being, Relocation, residential mobility, risk factors, ses, social economic status, study

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray study in Denmark? Apparently, if u move house when ur a lil kiddo, u gonna be more depressed when u grow up. But like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! We got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where u can battle zombie villagers. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happening on this server. So come join us and let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, only laughter and epic adventures!

Lattern’s Server Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Lattern’s server The main theme of the server is construction. There is no donation or any privileges on the server, everyone is equal, the server is based only on the idea. At your service:

– Big world 17 by 17 thousand blocks

– Responsive administration

– Friendly community

– Teleportation to players

– Browser map of the world

– Skins

– 3 privates of 500 thousand blocks

– 3 houses

– No wipe, no creativity, no cheats, no vulture.

Come in, invite your friends and start building Map – http://45.93.200.31:18640/

45.93.200.31:25640

Silvermoon: Where Mods & Vanilla Collide! Now serving up version 1.20.1 in English!

1.20.1, AdventureZ, Amplified Nether, Another Furniture, Better End, Better Third Person, better village, carry on, collide, Connected glass, end remastered, English, Formations Nether, Friends & Foes, graveyard, Hearts, Land Claim, Lootr, Modded, Mods, Seasons, serving, SILVERMOON, Simply Houses, Terralith, Tiered, Vanilla, Version, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Votes:	6961
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Silvermoon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Fabric Server
Current Players	4-5 players
Desired Community Size	Around 5-10 players
Server Age	One month
Server Version	1.20.1 with Fabric Loader 0.15.7
Mods Information	Visit our Discord for mod downloads: https://discord.gg/2eeKAB6RtU

List of Notable Mods:

Fabric seasons
Terralith, Amplified Nether, Better End
Xaero’s Minimap + World Map
Friends & Foes, Better Village, Formations Nether, Hearts, Simply Houses
AdventureZ, Graveyard
End Remastered
Lootr
Tiered
Quality of life mods: Xaero’s minimap, Connected glass, Carry On, Another Furniture, Better third person, Elytra slot, Enchantments description, Immersive portals, Advancements mods, etc.
Land claim

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please first download the necessary mods from our Discord server. Once you have the mods installed, you can connect to our Minecraft server using the provided IP address.

2. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. We are looking to build a small community of 5-10 players.

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed on the server, but we encourage friendly and respectful gameplay among players.

4. How do I claim land on the server?

You can use the land claim mod to protect and claim your territory. Please refer to the mod’s instructions on how to use it effectively.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While we encourage players to have fun and be creative, we also expect players to respect each other and the server environment. Be sure to read and follow the server rules posted in our Discord server.

YouKnowCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, they know, You know, YouKnowCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the end of United America and the beginning of something far more sinister! Join us on this journey towards chaos and madness.

We don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. Our players have transcended the game and are now humble servants of a higher power. We don’t waste time with petty discussions, we’re too busy praying for protection against evil forces that try to bring us down.

Witness miracles on our server, like a 1 in infinite chance of something incredible happening. We have no shame in our game, and evil cannot hide for long when you’re playing with us. So join now and wait for the orders from a higher power, because the men of earth no longer have control over us.

In the name of Jesus Christ, come and join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Amen!