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SnekCraft: Where the serpent slithers through your pixelated adventures!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with red waves and blue picket lines. The who are you’s were no match for their epic building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! On our server, the next movement is like a slither up or down the pole of greatness. You’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ores Mined:	6335
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	1487	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7255	Villages Defended:	15

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3028
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

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Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	530	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!