| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6011 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3730 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6204 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 966 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Crops Grown: | 9785 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3519 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7289 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4933 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
