Slimey Story – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Mayhem
AK EN Database, akg, Ark, arknights, Cantabile, Caster Corroserum, Caster Goldenglow, Caster Lin, Caster Rockrock, Caster Santalla, Defender Aurora, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, dusk, FEater, Global, Guard Degenbrecher, Guard La Pluma, Guard Leto, Guard Qiubai, Jieyun skin, jp, KR, Ling, MAYHEM, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Mr. Nothing, Mulberry, Server, Sniper Fartooth, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Windflit, Valuable resources, Vanguard Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Vernal Winds Will Never Blow
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a chicken with a sword, ready to duel anyone who dared to approach. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can uncover the secrets of our server and claim your rightful loot!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to mystical creatures like the legendary Fartooth Sniper and the elusive Goldenglow Caster. Rumor has it that if you befriend these creatures, they will grant you unimaginable powers to conquer the land and rule as the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this pixelated paradise. Join now and let the madness begin!

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FarOutMinecraftSMP
achieving more, Adventure, already gone, as far, breaking barriers, determination, Distance, exceeding expectations, Exploration, FarOutMinecraftSMP, Farther.., go, going the extra mile, Journey, Limits, perseverance, pushing boundaries, reaching new heights, stretching limits, surpassing goals, will go
Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were just minding their own business, building their little huts and farming their crops. But then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned in the middle of their village and started laying explosive eggs everywhere! Chaos ensued as the players scrambled to avoid getting blown up by the chicken’s deadly eggs.
But that’s not all, oh no. In this server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your friend. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and see just how far you can go in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend that explosive chicken along the way!

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ChunkyCheeseCraft
body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCheeseCraft, cousin relationships, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dynamics, insecure child, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, teenage drama, teenage struggles, weight comments, weight comparison, weight obsession, weight shaming, weight stigma
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where weighing yourself after every meal is not a requirement! Join us for a world of blocky fun and adventure, where your weight is measured in diamonds and emeralds, not pounds.
On our server, you can build towering castles, explore vast caves, and battle fierce mobs without anyone judging you based on your weight. And if anyone dares to bring up your weight, just tell them that in a few years, their weight will double yours and they’ll be the ones crying and screaming!
Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory full of rare loot. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic builds and hilarious adventures. See you in the game, where weight is just a number and fun is limitless!

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RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops
aggressive behavior, aggressive driving, aggressive reactions, anger, CAR, Conflict, consequences, dangerous behavior, Driving, emotional outburst, Frustration, impulsive actions, impulsiveness, out of control, poor decision making, Ragecraft, regret, road rage, RoadkillOops, smp, stress, traffic
Have you ever been so mad at someone in traffic that you wished you could just blow up their car with TNT? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can actually do that! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we navigate through the treacherous world of road rage-inspired mayhem. From setting up elaborate traps to sabotage your enemies to unleashing a horde of angry pigs on unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most explosive way possible!

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New Server IP
CraftyParentWisdom
acceptance, Adulthood, advice, appreciation, CraftyParentWisdom, Experience, family, Gratitude, guidance, hindsight, humility, learning, life lessons, Maturity, parents, realization, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, upbringing, wisdom
Remember when your parents told you to stop playing Minecraft all day and go outside? Well, they were right…until now! Join our epic Minecraft server and never have to leave the comfort of your computer screen again!
Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!
We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!

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Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server
artistic expression, body art, Bumper, bumper stickers, car accessories, car decorations, creative expression, creative freedom, custom decals, decals, design inspiration, Individuality, permanence, personal style, personalized stickers, Self-expression, Server, statement pieces, STICKERS, Tattoo Ideas, tattooed, temporary art, unique designs, vehicle decor
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

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New Server IP
BlockyVaxNation
BlockyVaxNation, containment efforts, cost, COVID-19 restrictions, death toll, emergency measures, excess deaths, Government, Healthcare, lockdowns, mask requirements, pandemic, public health, regulations, Safety Measures, saved lives, school closings, social distancing, States, united states, vaccine mandates
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!
We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

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New Server IP
CraftedChaos
Economy, Factions, Minecraft Server Factions Skyblock Survival PvP Minigames Creative Vanilla Modded Economy Roleplay Whitelist Lockette Essentials MCMMO Towny Forge Spigot Bukkit, PvP
We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival
pulsara.alienhost.net:25576

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Eden-less Wasteland Survival: No Edens allowed in this SMP realm! Must be over 16!

Allowed, Challenges, chat games, Crates, Discord, Edenless, Edens, Generators, Homes, OneBlock, quality of life, Quests, Realm, Resource World, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stonecutting Recipes, Survival, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique Oneblock Phase, Villager Trading, Warps, Wasteland, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Servers	Description
SMP World & Resource World	Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World.
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds	Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.
What makes us Unique?	Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials.

OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.

What makes us Unique?

Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience.

Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

KrisCraft Minecraft Server
benefit, Community, do something bad, Excommunicating, horrible things, Identity, Kris Tyson, KrisCraft, Minecraft, Pronouns, Respect, respect pronouns, Server, thinking, trans community, trans person, Transgender, transgender community, transgender identity, transgender individuals, transgender issues, transgender rights, transgenderism
Are you tired of dealing with problematic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary system in place called “Trans-Excommunication”! That’s right, if someone is causing trouble, they can be stripped of their trans identity and banned from the server for good.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

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