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NoGuns4AfD

afd, Controversial Decision, court ruling, extremism, far-right party, firearms, German court, germany, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership rights, gun restrictions, Guns, legal ruling, members, NoGuns4AfD, political controversy, political party, right wing, rules

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	8430
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchantments Applied:	94
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mines Excavated:	4313

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!