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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3761 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 90 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.