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CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Votes:	4407
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mines Excavated:	4120

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	553	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!