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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 736 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5452 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the mobs are as wild as your sleep schedule! Are you tired of boring servers where you can actually get a good night’s rest? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even remember what sleep feels like!
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.
So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)
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