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EconomySMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	712	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	3078	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Star Shards Collected:	216
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6631
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

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