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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2063 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7212 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
