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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Items Found:	2712	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	191244
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Votes:	3239	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Star Shards Collected:	234
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!