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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!