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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4491 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!