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ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	657946
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	2541

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569

SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

adult content, cuckold, Cum, cum fetish, cum on face, cum play, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, explicit, facial, fetish, hotwife, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, slut wife, SluttyWifesFace, Submission, taboo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3755
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

blacked, derogatory, discrimination, FAGGOT, finished, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Identity, jew’d, Lame, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, Over.., prejudice, racism, RainbowCraft, Server, Stereotypes, White

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	347370	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

BeachBumCraft

beach community, beach house, Beach Life, beach lifestyle, beach living challenges, beach living cons, beach living considerations, beach living disadvantages, beach living downsides, beach living drawbacks, beach living issues, beach living problems, beach living realities, beach town, BeachBumCraft, beachfront living, Coastal Living, living by the ocean, living by the sea, Ocean Views

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Anti-Ship Missiles, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, naval warfare, Report, russia, Saudi Arabia, security threat, Server, united states, weapons transfer, Yemen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1025	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!

Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, Hungarian, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLands, News, Oil, oil transit, Outrage, Politics, Problem, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness!

MineBlockGrif Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Anarchy, Cases, Community, Entertainment, Gaming, Grief, MineBlockGrif, minecraft server, Mob Arena, mob-pvp, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Towns Built:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7803

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Server on version 1.16.5 – 1.20+

— Anarchy and Grief Survival

— Entertainment: parkour, pvp, mob-pvp, cases.

On our server you will not have time to get bored

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81.176.176.127