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LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

attraction, BLOCK, Boyfriend, Break, Crush, Emo Girl, emotional pain, friend zone, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, Leads, LolCraft, longing, Love Triangle, missed opportunities, rejection, relationships, Similar Interests, small talk, Surprise, teenage angst, Time, unattainable love, unreciprocated affection, unrequited feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

The SMP SMP

Chestshops, Crates, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Items, Customarmor, Customitems, Daily Rewards, Economy, Giveaway, Giveaways, Ranks, Small, Smallsmp, smp, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

RANKS | ECONOMY | GIVEAWAYS | CHESTSHOPS | CUSTOM ITEMSVersion 1.20.4We have custom armor!!!!!!!!!!!We have daily rewards!!!!!!!!!!!!We do giveaways!!!!!!!!!!!

54.39.137.117:25616

Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	298	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Crafty Chonk

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	290
Players Killed by Monsters:	1235	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

COBBLEMON: Minecraft’s 1.5 Modded Madness!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon 1.5
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a day old.
What version is the Cobblemon?	The server is running Cobblemon 1.5 version.
Are there any planned tournaments?	Yes, tournaments are planned but require more members to participate.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link above to join the server.
Who can I contact for more information?	You can contact Migueiito26 on Discord for any inquiries.

Crafty Curry Clan

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Votes:	6327	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s biggest question – Do Indians really? We have a secret quest line where you have to hunt down the elusive Indian villagers who hold the key to this mysterious question. But be warned, they are sneaky and will do anything to keep their secrets safe!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth about Indians and have a blast with our dancing disco cows along the way!

UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	78
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

MasterRealm: The Land of Misfit Creepers and Awkward Endermen

Adventure, auction house, awkward, Challenges, coin economy, Community, CREEPERS, Custom Armor, difficulty system, Discord, Enchantments, endermen, Epic, evolving world, Journey, Land, launch theme, MasterRealm, Minecraft, Misfit, Pickaxe, Player Trading, Server Shop, Skills, smp, Staff Team, vibrant

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Endless Adventures	Dive into a custom world filled with exciting features like Slimefun, Skills, Items, and Lava Fishing.
Vibrant Community	Join an active Discord community where friendly faces await to assist you, regardless of your experience level.
Dynamic Challenges	Test your skills with a dynamic difficulty system that adjusts to your performance, providing challenges and rewards tailored to your skill level.
Forge Your Legend	Equip custom armor and enchantments to become a true master of the realm in a safe and fair environment.
Evolving World	Experience a server that is always growing with fresh content while preserving the launch theme.

Master Realm Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the Master Realm Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the Java version using the IP: 51.81.23.95:25587 and the Bedrock version using 51.81.23.95 as the IP and 25587 as the port.

Q: What features can I expect in the custom world?

A: The custom world is filled with features like Slimefun, Skills, Items, and Lava Fishing for you to discover and explore.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, there is an active Discord community where players of all experience levels are welcome to join and interact with each other.

Q: How does the dynamic difficulty system work?

A: The dynamic difficulty system adjusts to your performance, providing challenges and rewards tailored to your skill level as you progress in the game.

Q: Is the server environment fair and safe for all players?

A: Yes, there are no land claims allowed and no griefing permitted to ensure a safe and fair environment for all players.

Q: How often does the server introduce new content?

A: The server has a dedicated staff team that introduces fresh content while preserving the launch theme, ensuring that there are always new adventures waiting for you.

Crafty Karen’s Krazy Kingdom

Crafty, Karens, Kingdom, KRAZY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds, or see a chicken breakdance with a creeper. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that will make you fly like a bat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha.

So why didn’t she do it? Because she knew that our server is where the real adventure begins. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!