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Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	3541
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	420	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	496	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

ArachnoCraft: Where Spiders Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of being scared of spiders in video games? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have turned all the spiders into adorable, fluffy kittens! That’s right, no more creepy crawlies trying to attack you, just cute little kittens meowing around. Join us and never fear spiders in video games again!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	594	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!