Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

Absurd, action, Anime, BIZARRE, comedy, Commando, Commando 49, Craft, hilarious, It’s Not a Tuna, madness, Manga, Masaru-san, Masarus, Minecraft, offbeat, over the top, Parody, Ridiculous, Sexy, Sexy Commando Gaiden, slapstick, Somewhat Daily, sugoi, Sugoi yo, Wacky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

Childhood, chubber, CHUBBY, classic, comedy, Craft, Entertainment, Family Film, FANTASY, Flubber, Flubbers, funny, Gooey, Green.., humor, Movie, nostalgic, Ridiculous, Robin Williams, science fiction, silly, slapstick, Special effects

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	100258	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	180
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	3560

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	7404	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Votes:	486	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mines Excavated:	1048
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	9324	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

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