Slapstick MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

Minecraft, Masarus, over the top, Parody, Sugoi yo

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Flubber’s Chubby Craft

FANTASY, Green.., Robin Williams, funny, Flubber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”

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Pixelated Anime Adventures

school life, Sci Fi, humor, Japanese Simpsons, Urusei Yatsura

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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PixelPrisonPanic

injustice, PixelPrisonPanic, civil rights, police misconduct case, Police Brutality

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

Contestant, IMPORTANCE, television, Self, success

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

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MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

fight club, Central Shroud, sephirot, Camping With a Fire Edition, Dawntrail General

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company of wizards, knights, or even ninjas! Form alliances with other players and conquer the land together.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft server: /enlg/ – Enlisted General

ROADMAP, ai, Enlisted General, Reworked, Developer Q&A

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there! Join now for the Steam Launch (Again) Edition, where you can lead your squads of AI to their deaths in a World War II setting. It’s like Enlisted, but with blocks!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of leading your squad to victory… or certain doom! – Explore the official site for Enlisted and pretend you’re actually playing that game while building a dirt house. – Check out the Enlisted Community Resource spreadsheet and try to decipher it while dodging creepers. – Dive into the current Battlepass and earn rewards while trying not to get blown up by a TNT trap. – Get the latest news on Enlisted, like how it’s returning to Steam for the millionth time. – Join the Developer Q&A and ask important questions like “Can I ride a pig in this server?” – Follow the roadmap and pretend you’re actually going somewhere in this chaotic world. – Participate in the Rocket Storm Event and see if you can survive the explosions. – Test out the reworked matchmaking system and try not to rage quit when you get stuck with a noob team.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re everywhere.

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BdayLootBlockade

family relationships, party decorations, Prioritizing, gift wrapping, family dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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EvilButCoolCraft

EvilButCoolCraft, societal acceptance, ethical dilemma, moral relativism, moral justification.

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where evil is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

On our server, you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to build a dungeon filled with traps and monsters? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to everything in sight? No one will stop you!

Join us and be part of a community where being evil is not only socially acceptable, it’s celebrated. Who needs to be a hero when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and let your evil flag fly!

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