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SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

Noobz4Dayz

10. Floppy disks, 11. Rewinding VHS tapes, 12. Waiting for TV shows to air, 13. Limited video game options, 14. Typewriters, 15. Landline phones, 16. Physical maps, 17. Waiting for mail, 18. Limited information access, 19. Film cameras, 2. Dial-up internet, 20. Having to memorize phone numbers., 3. VHS tapes, 4. Cassette tapes, 5. Payphones, 6. Waiting for film to develop, 7. Limited TV channels, 8. Encyclopedias, 9. Dial-up internet, Noobz4Dayz, technology dependence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Remember the days when you had to actually go outside and use your imagination to have fun? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create towering castles, elaborate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of a chicken (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams (or at least a bunch of shiny diamonds).

So say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets

CASUALTIES, civilian areas, Combat, Conflict, CreeperHideout, defense forces, extremism, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, Rockets, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	9831	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	684249
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1846	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Star Shards Collected:	209
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2354	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	6527
Players Killed by Monsters:	4871	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

ExFriendExiledMC

aita, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, Event, ex-friend, ExFriendExiledMC, falling out, group planning, heartbroken, mutual friends, school events, social media, teenage daughter, ticketed event, toxic relationship, uninvited, uninviting, unpaid tickets, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	211502	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!