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PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Ores Mined:	8740	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7800	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7694	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2334
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	793304	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	1743	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	1185

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!