🍆💦slandering Minecraft Servers

BennuBlastedOceanCraft

Analysis, Ancient, asteroid, Bennu, BennuBlastedOceanCraft, discovery, Early, Exploration, Hints, Mission, NASA, Ocean World, OSIRIS-REx, Primitive, research, Returned, sample, Science, Small, Space, Splintered

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LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got asteroids and ancient ocean worlds splintering off like it’s nobody’s business! NASA ain’t got nothin’ on us, we got the inside scoop on all the intergalactic shenanigans happenin’ in our virtual world.

Build your own spaceship, mine for rare space rocks, and battle alien mobs that are outta this world! Who needs boring old Earth when you can explore the mysteries of the universe right here in our server?

So grab your pickaxe and your space suit, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🌌🛸

Arcade Sakura Network

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Economy Towny RPG Skywars Bedwars Minigames Hardcore Parkour Pixelmon Modded Vanilla KitPvP Roleplay Capture the Flag Hunger Games Skygrid Building

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Welcome to Arcade Sakura Network. In this server we offer you a loving community, many mini games and mods such as LIFESTEAL, SMP, FACTIONS, SKYBLOCK, And PRISON. Please follow the server rules and have fun!

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HAZZERS life steal

alliances, battle, Community, competitive, Cunning, encounter, health, Hearts, high stakes, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, resilience, Risk, Server, skill, strategies, success, Survival, Unique

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A Minecraft Life Steal server is a unique multiplayer experience where the core mechanic revolves around players gaining health by taking it from others. In this high-stakes environment, every encounter is a potential battle for survival, as players start with a limited number of hearts and can increase their health by defeating others. Conversely, losing a fight means losing hearts, making each confrontation a significant risk. This dynamic creates a thrilling and competitive atmosphere where alliances are crucial, strategies are paramount, and every decision can mean the difference between thriving and losing everything. The Life Steal mechanic fundamentally changes how players approach the game, fostering a community where cunning, skill, and resilience are essential for success.

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ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions || Bedrock + Java ||

#exciting, Ability Items, barter, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, classic, Community, Crossplatform, crossplay, Customitems, Engaging, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, gameplay, java, Mature, minecraft server, no currency, strategy, Survival, teamwork, TNT disabled, unique twists, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillasurvival, world border, ZynnCraft

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🎉 Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server! 🎉

🌟 Server Overview 🌟Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features 🔑

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions:Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.

💥 TNT Disabled:Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

🌍 World Border:The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.

⚔️ Ability Items:Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

💰 No Currency:To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

172.240.239.164:25594

Howl’sCraftyCastle Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animated movie, Anime, book adaptation, calcifer, Enchanting, FANTASY, fantasy world, film, hayao miyazaki, howl, howl’s moving castle, HowlsCraftyCastle, japanese animation, love story, Magic, Minecraft, romance, Server, sophie, studio ghibli, WHIMSICAL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Howl’s Moving Castle on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the entire server starts moving and you’re transported to a whole new land filled with magical creatures and endless adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where you can ride around on your very own moving castle, just like in the movie. Want to impress your friends? Just park your castle next to theirs and watch their jaws drop in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most fantastical, whimsical, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you there!

KirCraft Minecraft Server

Coincidence, Cultural, cyr, dick, double meaning, humor, Identity, keer, kir, KirCraft, Language, look, Minecraft, penis, Persian, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, resemblance, Server, Slang, Streamer, Word

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

MemoryLane Minecraft Server

#memorylane, aroma, Childhood, comfort, emotional connection, evocative smell, Fragrance, Happiness, memory trigger, Minecraft, nostalgic, olfactory memory, pleasant, powerful memories, Recollection, reminiscent, reminiscent fragrance, reminiscent scent, Reminiscing, scent, sensory memory, sentimental, Server

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Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a field of bacon-scented flowers? Yeah, that was on our server. Join us for the most epic adventures and the most ridiculous scents you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From battling zombie pigmen with rubber chickens to riding llamas dressed as pirates, this server is where the fun never stops. So come on over and make some unforgettable memories with us – and maybe even find that elusive bacon-scented flower field again!

Blocky Bliss

amazing sensation, better than sex, beyond compare, Bliss, blocky, ecstasy, euphoria, incredible high, intense pleasure, Mind Blowing, nirvana, peak enjoyment, Pleasure, pure joy, superior to sex, supreme fulfillment, top feeling, ultimate satisfaction, Unbeatable, unforgettable experience, unparalleled delight

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

ZionCraft: Witch Hunt Edition

activism, anti-semitism, campus occupation, Chile, controversy, discrimination, Edition, education, faculty members, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunt, Israel, Middle East conflict, palestine, political tension, Pro-palestinian, protest, social justice, solidarity, student activism, witch, Witch hunt, ZioNCraft, Zionist faculty

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt for zionist faculty like it’s a game of hide and seek but with a twist!

we have crazy chilean witches casting spells and turning the campus into a magical battlefield. you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

but don’t worry, we’ve got pro-palestinian warriors ready to defend the campus and fight for justice. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in minecraft form!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a chilean campus occupation, then join us now! who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created.

BabyAnimalSquad

adoration, animalistic, Animals, babies, BabyAnimalSquad, Behavior, childishness, comparison, dislike, Human Behavior, Human nature, Innocence, innocence lost, Maturity, people, Perception, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal standards, societal values

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where EVERYONE acts like animals and babies! Like, you can be a cute little piggy or a silly little chicken running around causing chaos. And, like, if you act like a baby, you get special powers or something. It’s like a crazy zoo mixed with a daycare center, but in Minecraft! Join now for a wild and wacky time!

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	1628
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3943

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	3481
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Comprehensive slandering Minecraft Servers

BennuBlastedOceanCraft

Updated November 21, 2024

Arcade Sakura Network

Updated November 21, 2024

HAZZERS life steal

Updated November 21, 2024

ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions || Bedrock + Java ||

Updated November 21, 2024

Howl’sCraftyCastle Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

KirCraft Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

MemoryLane Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

Blocky Bliss

Updated November 21, 2024

BabyAnimalSquad

Updated November 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7940	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2527

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	412	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9988	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4