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NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, 19132, Active players, Community, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, friendly environment, Fun, griefer, INCLUSIVE, Join, madness, Minecraft, mojang, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, Server, shopping, skill, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Ultimate, Vanilla, Version, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193

Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2151	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6074	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Votes:	1567
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!