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CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	4322
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Farms Harvested:	751	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1263

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7419
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	3403
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	172

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8132	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	8434
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!