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LazyCraft: Where Building is Optional and Slacking Off is Encouraged!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of actually having to work at your job? Do you dream of slacking off for 7/8 hours a day without any consequences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content – all while avoiding any actual responsibilities. Need to take a break from your DevOps duties? Just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild.

With our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who also have zero interest in learning new things. So come on, join us and get away with doing as little work as possible – no one will ever know!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “TNT Tag with a Twist,” where players have to juggle flaming TNT blocks while riding on the back of a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here… but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

TrickPunk’s SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft Madness with CM Punk and Trick Williams

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is where the legends collide. We’re talking about CM Punk and Trick Williams teaming up to create the most epic base you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, a skydiving course that ends in a pool of jelly, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon.

If you want to join in on the madness, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BroDateBanterCraft

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroDateBanterCraft, brunch date, Communication, decision, family, Friends, Future, hanging out, high functioning autism, INDEPENDENCE, parents, quality time, refusal, regret, relationships, Siblings, socialization, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of your mom trying to ruin your brunch dates with your BF by insisting you bring your brother along? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no family members will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be.

Our server is the perfect place to hang out with friends, whether they’re busy in real life or not. Plus, we have a special area for players with high functioning autism to feel comfortable and included. No awkward family dynamics here!

So come join us for a brunch date like no other. Build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike refusing to bring your brother on a real-life date. 😉

LuckySurvivorMC SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FrickenCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	511631
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4512
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?

come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6661	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

BeeMC Overview

Server	Description
Lifesteal Server (Season 1)	Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community.
BoxPvP Server	Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks!
Exciting Events	Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC!
Amazing Staff Team	Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you.

FAQ

What does BeeMC offer?

BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.

What is the IP for BeeMC?

The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.

How can I join BeeMC?

You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve got more healing powers than a stack of golden apples, and our virtual doctors are always on call to cure your gaming woes.

Join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in! We’ve got unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we’ve even discovered a way to travel to other dimensions within the game. Want to visit a world made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? We’ve got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the healing power of gaming wash over you like a bucket of enchanted water. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.