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The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ores Mined:	6387	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

athlete, autism, breaking barriers, Departure, empowerment, inspirational journey, mainstream media, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, overcoming challenges, personal struggle, professional wrestling, Rhonda Rousey, RONDA, Rousey, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Women in sports, wrestling career, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1273	Crops Grown:	5345
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, Visit

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?