Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NailClipperLaundryDay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5083
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	146867	Animals Bred:	167
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	303722
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Animals, BarkNation, cat, companions, debate, Decision making, Democracy, dog, election, furry friends, Government, intelligence, leadership, loyalty, opinion, Pets, Politics, president, PurrfectPaws, Qualities, qualities of a leader, Voting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	1206	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

$220 million, Breach, Data Protection, data violations, digital economy, fines, Information Security, internet, legal action, Meta, Minecraft, NaijaCraft, Nigeria, Nigerian government, Online platforms, penalty, personal information, privacy, regulatory compliance, Server, social media, Technology, user data

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5720	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

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