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CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9363	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	8290	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Items Found:	4838	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5094	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8441	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Ores Mined:	6192	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Enchantments Applied:	261	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!