Skyblock2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelWarriorz

Accountability, Army, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, failings of military, Haunt, IDF chief of staff, Israel Defense Forces, Israeli, leadership, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, Oct 7, PixelWarriorz, political turmoil, resignation, Resigns, SECURITY

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	3971
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol u kno wat wont haunt u for life? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun u wont even remember wat a military failings is. come build ur dream house, battle monsters, and make frens with our crazy community. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. u gotta join to see that kinda epicness in action. so come on, join now and leave ur real life problems behind!

Latin Brown Date Tomoko 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, BROWN, Cultural differences, date, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Inclusivity, interracial dating, latin, Latin American, love, mixed race, multicultural, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, racial preferences, relationships, social attitudes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tomoko

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo bro, forget about dating Tomoko, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored llamas that spit out diamonds and tacos! And if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs! Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant taco, so you can battle it out while munching on some spicy goodness. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonders!

WifeSnackAttack

aita, bite marks, cravings, food sharing, ice cream sandwich, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy dessert, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy food cravings, pregnancy hormones, pregnancy ice cream cravings, pregnancy mood swings, pregnancy snack, pregnancy snack cravings, pregnancy treat, pregnant cravings, pregnant wife, sharing food, WifeSnackAttack

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	6358
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with ice cream sandwich drama! Are you ready to experience the thrill of taking a bite out of someone else’s treat and causing a pregnant woman to cry? Our server is the perfect place for chaotic moments like this to unfold. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Join now and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

MoneyMakinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. So like, the reason you should join is because they have this job where you literally just stand around doing nothing, but you get paid SO much money for it. Like, it’s the most useless job ever but you’re rolling in diamonds, it’s insane.

And get this, there’s this one player who joined and they were just mining away, minding their own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining emeralds on them. It was like a freaking miracle, man. So if you want crazy stuff like that to happen to you, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, there’s this legend about a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the chosen ones can find. Like, people have been searching for it for ages but no one has been able to crack the code. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery? Join the server and find out!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most random, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

CraftyDelusions

Absurd beliefs, amusing beliefs, bizarre beliefs, childhood misconceptions, CraftyDelusions, crazy beliefs, fantastical beliefs, funny beliefs, humorous beliefs, illogical beliefs, irrational beliefs, nonsensical beliefs, odd beliefs, outlandish beliefs, peculiar beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous misconceptions, silly beliefs, strange beliefs, unfounded beliefs, weird beliefs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

TurkCraft: Ski & Fire Fun!

accident, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Fun, Injuries, investigation, mountain resort, News, rescue operation, resort tragedy, Safety Measures, ski, ski lodge, Ski Resort, Ski vacation, Tragedy, tragic event, TurkCraft, turkey, winter sports

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Votes:	9088
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

lol join our epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we promise no turkeys were harmed in the making of this server, but we can’t say the same for the creepers. come build with us and ski down our virtual slopes, just watch out for any stray fireballs! with 66 ways to die and 51 ways to get injured, this server is not for the faint of heart. but hey, at least you’ll respawn with all your items intact! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of virtual danger like never before!

Quantum Bird Sensors

advanced sensors, animal navigation, Biological magnetoreception, biomimetic sensors, biomimetic technology, biomimicry, bird, bird migration, fundamental quantum limits, magnetoreception, migratory behavior, migratory birds, Nature, nature-inspired sensors, Quantum, quantum biology, quantum energy resolution, quantum limits, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum sensing, sensor technology, SENSORS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, BETRAYAL, biggest lie, Character, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, make believe, Manga, PRETEND, Quests, Story, tall tale, untruth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9102	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7810

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!