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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4412 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?