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Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	4250
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7394	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Divine Spears Created:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	7131	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	702	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	138
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Votes:	7665
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!