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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4225 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
