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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4688 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!