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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4847 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 240 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!