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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	170	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	232
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	22141
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	1462
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	83
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3448
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!