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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7176 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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