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Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2210	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Items Found:	7248	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7960	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	65
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	385411	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3627	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	609
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	582684	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

acceptance, acceptance of extinction., better race, BNWO, bombs, creaming, enablement, Extinction, Genocide, genocide fetish, Guns, Happening, IRL, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, STOP, Truth, whitebois, wiped out, Women, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	801172	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3448
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!

Crafty Vaginas: The Ultimate Tongue Cleaning Adventure!

Adventure, body parts, cleaning, consent, Crafty, cultural practices, Erotic, Exotic, foreign customs, hygiene, hygiene practices, INTIMATE, intimate care, oral sex, personal boundaries, Sensual, sexual acts, sexual health, taboo, Tongue, turkish, Ultimate, vaginas

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: you’re in a virtual world where you get to clean Turkish vaginas with your tongue… Wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll feel like you’re living in a crazy dream. Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty VTubers & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Links, minecrafty, Premiere, privacy tips, Shenanigans, Startup, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic Vtuber advice you’ll ever receive! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered! Want to know if there’s an audience for something completely random like juggling while singing opera? We’ll give you the lowdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is like a virtual playground of creativity and chaos. Need help with video editing? We’ve got recommendations that will blow your mind! And if you have any burning questions, just ask away and brace yourself for some real feedback (or maybe just some trolling, who knows?).

And hey, if you’re looking to join a Vtuber company, we’ve got the inside scoop on open auditions. From Brave to Hololive, we’ve got the links that will take your Vtubing career to the next level!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you get Vtuber advice while building a pixelated castle and fighting off creepers? It’s a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness. So hop on board and let’s craft some epic memories together!