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No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4343	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8254
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8632
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4814
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!