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ThreadSkipper Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, community norms, forum advice, forum behavior, forum confusion, forum culture, forum etiquette, forum help, forum newcomers, forum participation, forum posts, forum questions, forum rules, forum support, forum threads, forum tips, game discussions, Minecraft, newfag, online forums, Server, skipped gamethreads, ThreadSkipper

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where time is just a number and rules are meant to be broken! Join us and experience the thrill of skipping gamethreads like a true newfag pro.

Our server is so wild that we went from 5 to 7 in the blink of an eye – because who needs logic when you have pure chaos and fun? Don’t worry about following the rules here, we embrace the madness and encourage you to unleash your inner crazy Minecraft genius.

So come on, join us and be part of the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our server? Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get weird together!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	4896	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	530	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	455	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1562
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	535
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9926
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!