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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CashCraft: Millionaire Mayhem

CashCraft, MAYHEM, MILLIONAIRE

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a suitcase with $1,000,000 in cash again because we’ve got all the riches you could ever dream of right at your fingertips! Our server is like a virtual treasure chest just waiting for you to explore and claim your riches. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine somewhere in the world where you can strike it rich beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for Minecraft fortune and glory!

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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrafter, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Minsk agreements, Moscow, Négotiation, peace summit, political tensions, putin, russia, Russian FM, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine have put aside their differences to build epic structures together! russian foreign minister said “we no longer fight, we build together in minecraft!” come join the fun and witness the most unlikely alliance in history! build with putin and zelensky, and maybe even start a new world peace movement through blocks and pixels! who needs real life peace summits when you can have a minecraft one instead? join now and be a part of history in the making!

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CraftyUkrainianOps

arms supply, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianOps, defense funding, defense partnership, defense support, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical stability, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military training, NATO support, political alliance, security cooperation, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro! We got like, a bazillion diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our PvP arena is so epic, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and stuff. Plus, our admin team is like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you could ever want.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the United States decided to send a bunch of military assistance to Ukraine, but instead of guns and tanks, they sent a bunch of Minecraft players to help defend the country. Can you imagine fighting off invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and some TNT? It’s like, the ultimate battle for freedom and stuff.

So come join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the hero that saves Ukraine with nothing but your crafting skills and a whole lot of determination. Let’s do this!

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SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server

16-to-20-year-olds, adhd, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, CHIPS, Consumption, Disorder, dried snacks, energy drinks, findings, fruit juice, habits, nuts, PEERS, research, Server, SnackAttack, SNACKS, soft drinks, study, teenagers, teens

Yo, yo, yo! If you’re looking for a lit Minecraft server to join, then look no further, cuz we got all the snacks you could ever want! We’re talkin’ dried snacks, chips, nuts, soft drinks, fruit juice, and energy drinks galore!

Our server is like a snack paradise for all you ADHD teens out there. We know you can’t resist those munchies, so why not join a server that caters to your snacking needs? Plus, our research shows that snacking while playing Minecraft actually improves your gaming skills. True story, bro.

So come on down and join the snackiest, craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those creepers trying to steal your snacks…they’re sneaky little buggers.

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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

CashCraft: Millionaire Mayhem

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

CraftyUkrainianOps

SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server