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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 93 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥
🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎
💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮