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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8502 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!