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DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	4560	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Villages Defended:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Farms Harvested:	582

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimension Hops:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Items Found:	2648

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	7522
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!