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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7111
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchantments Applied:	178

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7495
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6607
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

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