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Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Emeralds Found:	4390	Enchantments Applied:	271
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	2219	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5744	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	4048
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3883	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9465
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8147	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.