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Side Profile Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Country, cultural norms, facial features, facial structure, Gender Roles, global standards, male attractiveness, male beauty, male characteristics, masculine, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, national identity, physical appearance, physical traits, profile, Server, Side, side profile, societal expectations, traditional ideals

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

About.., Absolutely, ANONYMOUS, apparent, clear, Conspicuous, disclosed, evident, hidden, Identity, known, Minecraft, Nothing, obvious, Revealed, secrecy, smp, this.., Transparent, undisguised, unmasked, unmistakable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

artists, best, creativity, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, Garbage, Holo, HoloTunes, Improvement, Industry, Minecraft, Music, original, Performance, Potential, Quality, reason, Server, singing, Standards, talent, VOICES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	5702	Love Letters Sent:	10
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

1-life, Cheats prohibited, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, minecraft server, No Wipes, one life, only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

barista, Beverages, cafe, convenience, Crafty, cravings, creations, customer service, drinks, food and beverage, Hospitality, indulgence, menu items, Minecraft, Ordering, refreshments, Restaurant, satisfaction, Server, serving, SNACKS, snacks and drinks, Treats, waitstaff

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	86	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

#my hero academia, Bleach, Boruto, chainsaw man, code geass, death note, Demon Slayer, dragon ball super, general, husbandos, jojo’s bizarre adventure, jujutsu kaisen, jump, kaiju no 8, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, one piece, SHONEN, shonen jump, sjg, Slutposting, smp, spy x family, waifus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

anti-nazi laws, banned symbols, controversial symbols, cultural symbols, discriminatory symbols, emblematic imagery, emblematic symbols, extremist symbols, far-right symbols, fascist symbols, germany, hakenkreuz, HakenkreuzFree, hate symbols, historical symbols, legal symbols, Minecraft, National Socialism, political symbols, prohibited symbols, Server, swastika

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

Breakup, bros, cafe, Cafebros, Closure, Emotional healing, finding peace, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, starting anew

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6017	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, google play, Guide, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!