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SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Bisexual, conjecture, empirical evidence, evolutionary firewall, Game, Gene pool, genetic defect, gtgt478250976, high suicide rates, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, manipulative behavior, mental disease, Minecraft, narcissism, Population, psychiatrists, Roles, smp, SMPixelatedLols, Sociopaths, status quo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Runes Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1401	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BookwormBoyfriendCraft

annoyance, Argument, book collection, book collector, book damage, book lover, book ownership, book sharing, BookwormBoyfriendCraft, Boundaries, Communication, overreacting, personal space, perspective, privacy, reading, relationship, small things, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6540	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	4589	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a library, but with blocks and creepers instead of books and librarians.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual possessions from prying eyes. Just like the OP’s boyfriend, you can set strict rules about who can access your virtual chests and read your virtual books. Don’t let anyone sneak a peek at your diamond stash before you do!

And if you’re worried about your virtual books getting damaged, don’t fret! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your precious pixels are safe and sound. Trust us, your virtual book collection has never been in better hands.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of arguing over a paragraph in a virtual book. Who knew virtual possessions could cause so much virtual drama? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyFactsMC

amazing statistics, astonishing details, astonishing facts, astounding information, CraftyFactsMC, eye-opening discoveries, fascinating tidbits, incredible insights, interesting facts, jaw-dropping knowledge, mind blowing facts, mind-boggling facts, remarkable truths, shocking data, shocking revelations, startling details, startling facts, surprising information, surprising revelations, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Emeralds Found:	3733
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3677	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ores Mined:	9235	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!