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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

SonicCraft – Fast & Furiously Fun Minecraft Server

#announcement, animation, Fast, Fun, furiously, gardening, IDW Comics, Minecraft, release date, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, sonic mod, sonic movie, Sonic OC, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, sonic x, soniccraft, summer game fest, Trailer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchantments Applied:	86	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	683136	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from gardening with Knuckles to racing with Shadow! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on a sugar rush!

Did you hear the news? Sonic X Shadow Generations is getting an animation AND a game release on October 25, 2024! Plus, get ready for Sonic Rumble, where Sonic and friends battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at Sonic the Hedgehog 3, coming December 20, 2024! And don’t miss out on the latest IDW releases, including Sonic the Hedgehog: Spring Broken and Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024!

Join our server for a wild ride through the world of Sonic, with game and mod recommendations, comic scans, and even a booru for all your OC needs! So grab your chili dogs and come race with us in the Pixel World – you won’t want to miss a moment of the action!

BedWars Minecraft Server

apartment living, arguments, Bedwars, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in relationships, couple dynamics, Frustration, Minecraft, napping, personal space, quality time, relationship, Server, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping on the couch, Snoring, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring madness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of arguing with your boyfriend about his constant snoring and couch napping habits. On our server, you can build a virtual bedroom for him to sleep in, far away from your ears.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully watch your favorite show without being interrupted by loud snores. Our server offers the perfect solution to your real-life dilemma – just log on and leave the snoring behind!

So come join us, where you can finally get some peace and quiet without having to go for a walk every time your boyfriend falls asleep on the couch. It’s time to say goodbye to the snoring arguments and hello to a snore-free Minecraft paradise!

NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

belongings, BMW, Bose headphones, CAR, child, cringe, expensive things, Fight, Girlfriend, iPhone, Jaguar, macbook pro, maintenance, NoTouchyGFNoTouchy, Property, Respect, Touch, Value, Watches, wealthy family

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5860	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Star Shards Collected:	56
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

UnlearningPorn101, VirginCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8517	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	9996
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.