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PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ores Mined:	3699	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	108	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	111278	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025