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FeatherlightFluidicCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	956
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	199
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6798

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC ENGINEERS WHO DEVELOPED A FEATHERLIGHT FLUIDIC ENGINE DAT CAN POWER SOFT ROBOTS LIKE A BOSS! DIS ENGINE CAN MAKE DEM ROBOTS MOVE AND DO CRAZY STUFF WITHOUT NEEDIN’ NO EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE! IT WORKS ON SOME FANCY FLUID DYNAMICS PRINCIPLE DAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW AND WATCH DEM ROBOTS DO BACKFLIPS AND CARTWHEELS LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #ROBOTREVOLUTION #FLUIDICENGINEFUN #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

#exciting, 4K, Beaten, bedrock, building, Community, content sharing, daily play, Discord, Dragon.., Exploration, fresh start, Fun, geefing, Looting, Modded, Players, Realm, Semi Vanilla, stealing, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or looting
Realm Status	Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
Community Size	30 players

Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
What is the current status of the realm?	This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
How many players are in the community?	As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, deity, deity worship, devotion, Divine, divine power, FAITH, GOD, GodlyCraft, Higher power, Idol, Minecraft, omnipotent, omnipresent, Omniscient, Religion, reverence, Sacred, Server, spirituality, Worship, Worshipped

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3505	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ores Mined:	9992

Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

POTUSCraft Minecraft Server

civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy Theory, control, Corruption, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, Deception, destabilization, Government, hidden agenda., Impact, Manipulation, power, secret, society, Truth, truth revealed, upend, World Order

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where all the mobs are secretly plotting against you, where creepers are actually government spies and skeletons are part of a secret society trying to take over the world. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theory of all time – that Notch is actually an alien from another dimension trying to control our minds through Minecraft! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

KharkivKidzCraft

children, Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, exploitation of minors, Government, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivKidzCraft, Manipulation, manipulation of children, Media, Misinformation, OCCUPIED, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. So, like, apparently Russia is using children from some place called Kharkiv for propaganda, but like, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that on this server, you can like, totally build your own propaganda machine and brainwash all the other players. It’s like, so messed up but also kinda hilarious, you know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your next move. It’s like, the ultimate survival challenge, man. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and shady politics, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

RegrowCraft: Bite into Fun!

BITE, capability, dental anatomy, dental care, dental evolution, dental health, dental health care, dental hygiene, diet diversity, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, food preparation, food variety, Fun, human evolution, human teeth, natural selection, oral hygiene, regrow, RegrowCraft, tooth loss, tooth regeneration

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join this server and your teeth will regrow every time you eat a carrot! imagine having an infinite supply of teeth, like a shark but cooler. plus, we have a secret underground carrot farm guarded by mutant rabbits. you can only access it by defeating the giant carrot boss at the end of the rainbow bridge. come join us and experience the true power of regenerating teeth in minecraft!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

behavioral issues, biology, Cell journal, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, genetic disorders, genetic therapy, genetics, health, Medical research, mental disorders, mental health, neuroscience, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, research, scientists, study, Treatment, University of Cambridge

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

VanillaMultiplayer: Where the only thing that gets reset is your hopes of finding diamonds

BUILD, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, diamonds, Explore, finding, friendly players, General Conduct, hopes, long-term play, Minecraft, new player, No Griefing, passionate, Play, PvP, Reset, rules, seasoned builder, Server, stable environment, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Farms Harvested:	363	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us: VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community: Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:

Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:

Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition: Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!