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The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	876
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	7395	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8734
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	300	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3544	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	3944
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	1714	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	144	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!