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LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	162
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7071
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4195
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	832	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Votes:	8170
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchantments Applied:	77	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!