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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

black woman speaking, brat powers, brittle energy, Crafty, cunt politics, energy drain, feminist perspective, gender equality, intersectional feminism, K-Kamalasisters, Kamalas, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, Political power, Political satire, Politics, power dynamics, Racial equality, Server, silence Donald, siphon energy, women in politics

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2982
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratty powers, brittle energy, and sassy black women taking charge.

Our server is like no other, with politics that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about cunts.

So why join? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and thrives on the unexpected? Come on in and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything!

Blocky Edge Cases

acne, acne treatment, beauty, Beauty Tips, blackhead removal, Blackheads, blocky, Cases, clear skin, clogged pores, Dermatology, edge, exfoliation, facial cleansing, facial treatments, healthy skin, oily skin, pore cleansing, self-care, skin care, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Ascension, chop, Crisis, Custom Enchants, Discord, Enchantment Tables, Farm, Fish, Free Ranks, Frequent Updates, Fresh content, Generators, Grinding, meets, Midlife, mine, New server, Pet system, Playing, Quests, RICHEST, Skyblock, SkyGens, smp, Syre, Upgrades

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	5200
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Boomer Minecraft Server

acceptance, age, aging, boomer, coming out, discrimination, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, personal growth, queer, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotions, Human Connection, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation, smp, social connection

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

NoBoyfriendNoTag

airtag, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Carry, Communication, control, Controlling, INDEPENDENCE, location, narcissist, NoBoyfriendNoTag, overprotective, privacy, refusing, relationship, Safety, track, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Farms Harvested:	936
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Animals Bred:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

bad judgment, blunder, disastrous choice, error, Failure, Folly, hindsight, hindsight bias, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, personal growth, poor choice, poor decision making, regret, RegretCraft, self reflection, setback, smp, unfortunate decision, worst decision, WorstDecisions, wrong turn

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	93
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

WeirdlyHotCraft

Allure, Alluring, attractive, BIZARRE, Captivating, Curious, eccentric, Fascinating, Intriguing, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyHotCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!

RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server

Arguing, commanding officer, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, deaths, discipline, fate, Military, Minecraft, Predict, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, RedstoneRascals, regret, russia, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers, Tension, Tragedy, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	5691	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

come join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions!

NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard

aggression, ARMS, backyard, BUILD, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, political leaders, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, trudeau, Ukraine, War, Western Allies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a war zone up in here! Trudeau be all like “Ukraine gonna strike deep into Russia with NATO arms” and Putin be like “war is comin’!” But don’t worry, on dis server, you can build epic bases and defend against crazy attacks from other players. Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

🌺 ENTRY NOT FOR BOYS, ONLY FOR GIRLS 18+ Minecraft server

+18, Account.., Among us, Ant Battle, banner, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, entry not for boys, Fun, Gaming, GIF, girls only, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mob Arena, multiplayer, one block, ONLINE, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Server, server description, server owner, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Social, Spleef, TNT Run, virtual world, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

The owner of the server “NOT FOR BOYS ENTRY GIRLS ONLY 18” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Girls.dynmc.pro